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'I like to present plain-as-day observations as though they are brilliant insights. I think I'm an essential contributor to any project. In fact, we just had a meeting this morning about a new product we're launching. I had some really great ideas that maybe some people never even thought of. Like, if we want people to buy our product, we need to really figure out what makes people buy our product. And if we use higher-grade materials for manufacturing, it might add to our production costs. I wanted to impress upon them the importance of maximizing our profits. My colleagues were speechless. They just looked at each other in amazement.'
