SALE - Office Cronies - 'Bottleneck' Designer Plush Toy
£5.99
'I'm the recurring roadblock that pops up on all of your projects. Kiss your deadlines goodbye! I need to protect my job by putting needless processes in place and taking a good chunk of project deadlines to do very simple tasks. I can't have people thinking that my job is easy. Being a roadblock protects others from the dangers of project completion. If we keep completing projects on-time, our customers will come to expect too much. No matter how well you do your job, it all comes to a screeching halt when it gets to me. I am creating job security.'
