'I have the corner office because I deserve it. I have a lot of weight on my shoulders. It's my job to make sure we keep our eye on the ball. I see to it that we focus on the low-hanging fruit instead of trying to boil the ocean. Thanks to me, our company puts out high-impact, forward-thinking, and bleeding edge products and solutions. Sure my team did all the work, but damn, don't I look good in this suit? Feel it, but don't crinkle it. Handmade in Italy. Well, I've got a hard stop for my next meeting. I have a big prezzo for the board. I'm unveiling my new plan for right-sizing, since it's all top-of-mind these days. After that 30-minute meeting, I have a tee time at 10. Big day.'