''Zombie Magician will bring poise into your life and help polish the rough characters that so often ruffle our feathers.''
''Zombie Magician has a big heart. A big heart for people who annoy him. He's like one of those old grannies that complain and shake their head at pretty much everything. Zombie Magician himself is highly cultured with immaculate manners. Or so he believes, since he doesn't think that lecturing others is a sign of bad behavior. He thinks it's educational. His hit list includes: chewing with your mouth open, jumping the queue, not thanking the person who kindly held the door open for you, coming empty handed for dinner, not offering a helping hand to mums struggling with prams and stairs, treating waiting staff indifferently, etc,. It goes on on and on. Let's just hope you don't fall into any of the mentioned (and unmentioned) careless behaviors. Zombie Magician has a lot of time for rude people. It's a hobby as well as a nuisance.''
Each VooDoll comes with an inscription of its character, a magic spell card, and a special bag to keep and carry it around in (this is mostly to prevent a doll’s voodoo powers from getting out of hand, but it helps to keep them safe and clean too!).